CHAIN LETTERS

Seriously, stop posting chain letters! I knew I'd post a second rant about trolling, wasn't expecting chain letters, I really thought it would be on 1337 speak, you lost the game again, but I don't choose what to rant about. I rant when something comes to me, usually something that annoys me, such as chain letters. Hopefully if your reading this, then you understand that your not going to die if you don't repost something 200 times on twentyseven different topics, or photos, or videos, or statusus, or walls, or what ever it says. How about this? YOU'LL BE KILLED BY THE DEMON PRINCE LORDS ILLEGITMATE RETARDED MONKEY FISH DAUGHTER IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS ON 15,000 OTHER BLOGS, 27,000,000 DIFFERENT FORUMS, 32 WALLS, 25,400 STATUS UPDATES, 200,000,000 MAFIA WARS UPDATES, 1,000,000,000 FARMVILL UPDATES, AND 27.5 AMAZON.COM PRODUCTS REVIEWS. If you do that, two things will happen; one, I'll wonder how and why you did that; and two, I'll lose all respect for you. You probably won't care, and do it anyway, since if you do this, you probably don't know me, or your not my friend.

This is the preferred type of chain maille.

FCAT

I seriously hate this god d@#% FCAT. For anyone reading this outside of Florida, FCAT stands for Florida Comprehensive Assesment Test, and it is the dumbest piece of bull ever. It's a test that takes almost the entire day that is used to see if your learning the right stuff, well, stuff that you learned a few years ago. Seriously, I learned some of this stuff in fourth grade. What's the worse is that our teachers make a big deal out of this, and they sadly have good reason. Because of the retarted No Child Left Behind policy, passed by GOP dumb@$$es, if people fail the FCAT, and people are moronic enough to do so, the school loses funding for some reason. I would give the failing schools more funding, so they would have more money for books and other study tools to help them get a better grade. Everyone, even the people that don't need to do the test because it's easy, have to take it, and if we score one point lower then what we have previously, we become a failure because we didn't make a learning gain, as in get more points. You even fail if you get a perfect score one year and get a perfect score the net year.  And because there are retards that fail the test, we get punished just the same, even if we passed. The test is tomorrow, but wanna know what we did today? We had to go to the testing room, give the proctor our cell phones in a plastic lock bag(I trying to refrain from using genercized trade marks like Zip-Loc), and bring our bags to the front of the room, just to get them a few minutes later. I HATE TEDIUM LIKE THIS! The test isn't even today! After that retarded procedure, we just sat there! We couldn't go back to first period! I. HATE. THIS. TEST.

FIRST!

People, I cannot tell you how much I hate people who comment or post "FIRST!," "SECOND!," or "THIRD!" I almost hate them as much as I hate larping. Seriously, what the ef is the point! GOD! Do you get some sort of meaningless satisfaction with this ritual that proves you have no life? I lack a life, but at least I speak intelegently, instead of saying one word that adds nothing! Oh, and what do you do when you don't get to post first? Do you go into depression? If you do, I hope you kill yourself. I know it isn't politically correct, but I don efing care! We could use less retards like you! GOD! This first related book would be much more productive. You know, because of you idiots, I now despise the word first. Are you happy now?

Beginning

This is my first "blog" post, and as such, I'll tell what is to come on this "blog" of mine. Actually, I'll start by musing. Where did the "B" in "blog" come from? I understand that the Log part comes from the word log, meaning log, a synonym of journal. I also am under the idea that originally these "blogs" as they are called were known as "Online Journal," "Online Logs," "Internet Log," and "Internet Journal." There isn't a "B" in any of those words, I actually haven't used "B" in a word except in "Blog," though that isn't of importance to this rambling, or is it? Oh, I just used a word where "B" was the fourth letter, does this mean I lose the game? If so, what game was it? Oh, I just lost the game, and so did all of you.

This following link is here because I already signed this blog up for the Amazon Associate Program, as I want to make so that, if this blog ever gets successful, I can never sell out, as I never sold in to begin with. The link was chosen randomly, sort of, as in it was the first thing that popped into my head.