FIRST!

People, I cannot tell you how much I hate people who comment or post "FIRST!," "SECOND!," or "THIRD!" I almost hate them as much as I hate larping. Seriously, what the ef is the point! GOD! Do you get some sort of meaningless satisfaction with this ritual that proves you have no life? I lack a life, but at least I speak intelegently, instead of saying one word that adds nothing! Oh, and what do you do when you don't get to post first? Do you go into depression? If you do, I hope you kill yourself. I know it isn't politically correct, but I don efing care! We could use less retards like you! GOD! This first related book would be much more productive. You know, because of you idiots, I now despise the word first. Are you happy now?